{"id":37,"date":"2007-06-24T00:02:07","date_gmt":"2007-06-24T05:02:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.canarynoir.com\/sn\/?p=37"},"modified":"2008-11-09T11:46:27","modified_gmt":"2008-11-09T16:46:27","slug":"goin-to-the-chapel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/canarynoir.com\/sn\/2007\/06\/goin-to-the-chapel\/","title":{"rendered":"Goin’ to the Chapel…"},"content":{"rendered":"

I haven’t read Green Arrow <\/em>#75 yet and the Black Canary <\/em>mini has yet to hit the stands, but DC has already moved on to the consequences of the popped question:<\/p>\n

\"Black<\/p>\n

Will they *get* married is the only remaining question.\u00a0 That they are planning on it is apparently going to be the subject of a whole month of fun in the DCU.<\/p>\n

A lot has changed since the 2nd Crisis and I hope one of those things is the doggishness of the modern age Green Arrow.\u00a0 Otherwise, he remains not good enough for Canary.\u00a0 But if he’s either reformed or restored to his Bronze-Aged glory, then TIE THE KNOT, KIDS!\u00a0 I’ve waited too many years for this.\u00a0 I always considered them one of the should-be-always DC couples anyway — like Ralph and Sue and Clark and Lois and the Hawks.\u00a0 Dinah and Ollie.\u00a0 Ollie and Dinah.<\/p>\n

Neat.<\/p>\n

Now, who’s missing from this picture, and who IS in it that seems… odd?<\/p>\n

\"JLA<\/p>\n

Answer the first: Lady Blackhawk<\/p>\n

Answer the second: Why is Superman the only guy at the party, and *gasp* is he coming out of the cake?! <\/em>Does LOIS <\/strong>know about this?\u00a0 Oh, wait, isn’t that the dear lady right behind Wonder Woman’s BUTT?!<\/em>\u00a0 And really — shouldn’t that be NIGHTWING’S job?\u00a0 He seems kind of made <\/em>to emerge from superheroine wedding shower cakes, and I always say, go with your strengths, kids.<\/p>\n

\"Green<\/p>\n

Ah, the honeymoon…\u00a0<\/p>\n

We always knew she was the tough one in this relationship.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I haven’t read Green Arrow #75 yet and the Black Canary mini has yet to hit the stands, but DC has already moved on to the consequences of the popped question:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-black-canary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/canarynoir.com\/sn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/canarynoir.com\/sn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/canarynoir.com\/sn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/canarynoir.com\/sn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/canarynoir.com\/sn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/canarynoir.com\/sn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":81,"href":"https:\/\/canarynoir.com\/sn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37\/revisions\/81"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/canarynoir.com\/sn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/canarynoir.com\/sn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/canarynoir.com\/sn\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}